Is It Just Me? Part 1.

Is it just me, or is Strom Thurmond really old?

Results Are In!

The Most Under/Overated Awards

Most Underated Cosmic Event: That thing stars do when they implode on themselves!
Most Overated Cosmic Event: The Big Bang. (boooooring!)

Most Underated Year: 9

Most Overated Year: 1492

Most Underated Number: 323

Most Overated Number: 4, 1000 (Tie)

Most Underated Musical Instrument: Bucket

Most Overated Musical Instrument: Anything with keys (What do you think you are, a door? or a car?)

True Fact:

There is ALWAYS room for Jell-O.

But you have to sleep on the couch.

Argument in Favor of Pro-Choice

The Following conversation occurred behind me at a local fast food establishment:

Girl A: I was soooo drunk!

Girl B: Oh my god! (giggles) were you? (gigles more)

Girl A: Oh my god, yeah! I started singing Jessica Simpson in front of my whole floor!

(more sporadic giggling)

Girl B: Oh my god!

Girl A: Oh...my...GOD!

Girl C: Oh my god.


Supreme Court, please keep this conversation in mind when/if you consider turning over Roe vs. Wade.


Or just pass a law that says "a citizen may take the life of another citizen, if the citizen in the second case uses the term "oh my god" in an eating establishment, at a volume and decibel level which is highly unpleasing to the citizen in the first case."