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Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Let's Go Blogging!

I wouldn't have started this blog if it wasn't for a special person who brought to my attention that I could do this. so to that special person, Thank you Superman!

I didn't even know what a blog was until this point. To me, "Blog" sounds like a troll. And not a friendly troll either. The kind that eats children and the elderly, then steals their Social Security checks and cashes them for booze money. That is not nice at all. Unless the elderly in question are from Florida. (I will explain that one later) So to Blog the troll, I say "Good bye. Turn around now. You're not welcome any more." and so forth.

Anyways-and-means, to sum everything up: Happy Pagan Holiday! (I am assuming it's a pagan holiday. Those pagans LOVE their holidays.)