I don't know why, but...
I don't know why it is, but when someone has a quality smoking pipe, I am more likely to listen to what he/she has to say.
If you have a pipe, try saying this phrase to people, first without a pipe:
"Sir, the meteor is coming toward the earth at an exponentially fast speed."
Then try it with the pipe. See which time people take you more seriously. I bet its the second time, with the pipe.
If you have a pipe, try saying this phrase to people, first without a pipe:
"Sir, the meteor is coming toward the earth at an exponentially fast speed."
Then try it with the pipe. See which time people take you more seriously. I bet its the second time, with the pipe.
posted by Brian | 9:40 PM
4 Comments:
i really like the name of your blog, it's very clever.
oh wait
*inserts pipe in mouth*
i really like the name of your blog, it's very clever.
Very nice. Very true. Very funny. Bravo.
Does the pipe factor apply to men and women?
Well, Payne, although I agree with you "in theory," in the event of reporting grave information one would have to remove both the pipe from the mouth AND the glasses from the face. Such a complicated series of gestures would ruin the moment and look awkward.
Mr. Havisham, anyone could use a quality pipe. However, due to the incrediblness that is your muustache, a pipe is not necessary. Keep on discovering!
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