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Because Even Clowns Cry When We Run Out of Cake

Sunday, October 10, 2004

There is ALWAYS room for Jell-O.

But you have to sleep on the couch.

Anonymous said...: I wasn't going to leave a comment for this one because it looks like one of those posts that is directed toward a specific person, and it's annoying when someone else comments on those. But then I'd look like a quitter, which I am not.

So. When I hear "there's always room for ______" I am always reminded of this Richard Scary story that I used to read when I was little, about a bunch of animals who get on a plane to visit Brazil. You know, that old chestnut. But this one has a bizarre twist. See, there are so many of them that they can hardly cram themselves into the plane, and it's packed to the brim, and then what happens?

THIS LITTLE OLD LADY ANT COMES RUNNING UP LATE (you know what they say about ants an punctuality) AND WHEN SHE GETS IN, THE WHOLE PLANE EXPLOOOOOOODES!So think of that next time you go around making ludicrous claims. There is such a thing as too much Jello.

-xo- Laura; 10:33 PM