Argument in Favor of Pro-Choice
The Following conversation occurred behind me at a local fast food establishment:
Girl A: I was soooo drunk!
Girl B: Oh my god! (giggles) were you? (gigles more)
Girl A: Oh my god, yeah! I started singing Jessica Simpson in front of my whole floor!
(more sporadic giggling)
Girl B: Oh my god!
Girl A: Oh...my...GOD!
Girl C: Oh my god.
Supreme Court, please keep this conversation in mind when/if you consider turning over Roe vs. Wade.
Or just pass a law that says "a citizen may take the life of another citizen, if the citizen in the second case uses the term "oh my god" in an eating establishment, at a volume and decibel level which is highly unpleasing to the citizen in the first case."
Girl A: I was soooo drunk!
Girl B: Oh my god! (giggles) were you? (gigles more)
Girl A: Oh my god, yeah! I started singing Jessica Simpson in front of my whole floor!
(more sporadic giggling)
Girl B: Oh my god!
Girl A: Oh...my...GOD!
Girl C: Oh my god.
Supreme Court, please keep this conversation in mind when/if you consider turning over Roe vs. Wade.
Or just pass a law that says "a citizen may take the life of another citizen, if the citizen in the second case uses the term "oh my god" in an eating establishment, at a volume and decibel level which is highly unpleasing to the citizen in the first case."
posted by Brian | 4:48 PM
1 Comments:
Oh man, that sounds horrible. I'm glad I wasn't there, and that I didn't grow up playing doctor in my garage with any of those girls.
Um.
Look, a dog with a puffy tail!
-xo- Laura
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