(What's So Funny About) The Middle East and Understanding?

I was walking across the very dark campus, when two men began walking behind me. I heard them talking and it truned out that they were Arab. Not only were they Arab, but they were Angry Arabs! So I started to freak out.
If I started walking faster, they may have noticed and yelled to me "Hey, why are you walking so fast?! Is it because we are Arabs, and your ignorant American media potrays all Arabs as terrorists?! Your actions have offended me!" Then I would have totally hurt his feelings.
If they were indeed real terrorists, and I started walking faster, they may have become even angrier and killed me, because terrorists love to be angry and kill people.

So I just kept walking at my same pace...
and made it home in one piece.


...Then decided to vote Republican. So I would be safe from Angry Arabs.